Stalker Girl
You suck, I hate you.
We’re through and done.
If only you’d stopped your lies,
Long enough to open your eyes and realize
I’ve been here all along,
But now I’m going to be gone like
Bananas part from coconut trees,
You’ll become a stranger
Parted from me. And I really
Should thank thee for making me chase thee
Because if you didn’t always leave
I wouldn’t be me and I wouldn’t
Be forgiving of what you did and said.
All those words coming back now because I’ll wish
You were dead. You’ll be the waste of space.
And my God you have an ugly face.
But I still love you, my heart is still yours
And you’ll still be mine to chase
Even if you are a but-his-face.
You see it now you condescending jerk?
Words hurt. You hurt me you flirt,
The way you bat those lashes
Thinking you could score like Steve Nash does.
And I couldn’t care if you have nice hair
Or if you’re complexion is so perfectly fair.
We’re done, we’re through, I don’t need you.
I wasted my time thinking you’d be mine,
But no you’re not. You say you’re in love
With your graceful dove and you’re meant to be together
And you think it’s going to be forever but you know you like me.
And it’s not too hard to see because I’m amazing.
All those nights I stood out your window
While you watched your favourite TV show,
And the candy hearts in your locker,
Are not from the gorgeous Sarah Jessica parker
They’re from me, you’re love, your bumblebee.
You’re scared I know, I’m too much to handle,
But our love will be an everlasting vanilla scented candle.
I’m tired of looking at you from afar, but be positive
I always know where you are. And even when you’d walk away
Or say those horrid hurtful things, I’d forgive you.
Because that’s what lovers do.
But you’re walking away for the last time,
You’re either out of my life or mine
Just know what our love could be
If you’d just look at me and see that our lives would be
Perfect like the squeak-less hinges on your front gate
That don’t creak when I sneak away when it gets late
Now if you’d stop calling me a stalker long enough
To tell me you love me, that’d be great.
